So I had a nice dinner and a good night's sleep at Auntie Marisa's. She keeps giving me treats and this stuff called yogurt. I don't think I've ever had yogurt before. She says it's good for me, but I just think it tastes good. Now that I've had some time to gather my thoughts, I thought I would tell you what I can remember...
Somehow, I was found on the 24th of January, on the 19th floor hallway of an apartment building in a place called the Bronx. I guess that's why I peed on the ACC door in Manhattan...it was my version of the Bronx cheer. The people who found me said I was barely able to walk. And, Auntie Ali and Auntie Annamarie gave a bunch of papers to Auntie Marisa. They say that like many older men, I have an enlarged prostate. I wonder if they have the doggie version of Flomax. Also, my left testicle is enlarged. I'm not sure what that means. Oh well, I suppose I'll just go and take a nap for now...
-h
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He keeps on rollin'...
Sunday, January 30, 2011
Saturday, January 29, 2011
Roadtrippin' through NY
I left Manhattan this morning, peeing on the door of the ACC on my way out. Just wanted to let other people know I had been there.
Aunt Ali took me part way to where I was going, and introduced me to Auntie Annamarie. I think I really have a thing for Italian women...
People keep telling me that I'm skinny. I'm not sure what that means, but they keep taking pictures of my body. Here's one now...
I gotta tell you, it's been a pretty eventful day. I just know that these people all seemed to like me and I've been kinda quiet. I overheard somebody ask if I had had my cheeseburger yet...I don't know what a cheeseburger is or why that's important. So I will wait and see what that is all about...
In the meantime, I've gotta go lay down...this is all a little overwhelming...
- h
Aunt Ali took me part way to where I was going, and introduced me to Auntie Annamarie. I think I really have a thing for Italian women...
I hung out with Auntie Annamarie for a while and then another one of my aunties came. I had to say goodbye to Auntie Annamarie. I had a very nice time with you! Thank you!
Auntie Marisa said I could stay over at her house for a little while so I can feel a little better before I go out west. I sure was tired by the time I got to Auntie Marisa's car...
I gotta tell you, it's been a pretty eventful day. I just know that these people all seemed to like me and I've been kinda quiet. I overheard somebody ask if I had had my cheeseburger yet...I don't know what a cheeseburger is or why that's important. So I will wait and see what that is all about...
In the meantime, I've gotta go lay down...this is all a little overwhelming...
- h
Sprung!
My name is Henry and I'm an old man pit bull. I'm not sure how old I am, but I'm pretty old. And I'm pretty skinny. I haven't had my nails taken care of in forever. Some time ago, I wound up in the clink at the city pound. People found my picture on FaceBook and someone I haven't met yet thought maybe I could join her family. So this morning, a nice lady came and got me out of the clink. Her name is Ali and she took me for walk and I'm going on a car ride with her. I don't know where I'm going, but it seems like it's a lot less noisy than where I was staying - all that barking can get on your nerves over time. Her car smells nice, too.
So, I don't know where I'm going, but I know it's way better than where I've been...I'll keep you posted on my adventures.
- h
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